Things Niggas Should Recognize.

1. Long hair is not the most important factor.
Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't.
Get your priorities straight, stumpy.

2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent,
loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the
conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women
and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money.
Dick disappoints sometime, money never does.

3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you
for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the
same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend" that she may
have has now moved up a few notches, playa.

4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff'said.

5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get
along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is
like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work.
You haven't pissed her off yet.

6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop
thinkin' that if you fuck with us we're gonna catch
feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you nigga. Our
boyfriend was just acting up that week.

7. The REAL freaks aren't the loud, obnoxious,
promiscuous, titties hangin' out, tight everything on,
excessive makeup wearing girls who emulate chicks in a
Jay-Z video. Nah, she's the QUIET one with the
sweatsuit, sneaks, ponytail, makeup-less face, doin'
her, just chillin'. That unsuspecting, "plain" chic
will have you thinking your dick will fall off if she
leaves. Not to mention, kick one of them obnoxious
bitches' asses.

8. Real freaks keep their shit undercover because
if every nigga knew how good her shit was and how
easily she gives in to temptation, her coochie would
wear out like a stretched rubber band. We all know how
many times you gotta wrap that sucker around before it
holds tight.

9. Just because a girl gives you her phone number
that day, doesn't mean she expects to hear from you
that night. Pretend like you have a life.

10. Shouting obscenities at a girl just because
she DIDN'T RESPOND to your, "Yo shorty", (when you're
shorter than her), or your "Ma, Ma, Ma",(when you
ain't her fuckin' son), or to "Damn! Ey girl!" (when
she's with her man),only makes you look EXTRA stupid.
All that cursin' while she's walking away...you still
think she's fine, nigga.

11. If you want to mess around with the next chic,
just tell your girl. She's not gonna drop dead from sadness. She
might drop on her knees though...to thank God for giving her the
opportunity to mess with that cute guy at
school/work/the grocery store/next door/on the
train/on the bus/on the UPS truck/ex she use to mess
with/friend of yours that's tryin' to get with her on
the low/ etc. etc. nigga.

12. You don't choose the girl you want to be with.
By the time you even recognize her, she has already,
loved you, kissed you, touched you, sucked you, fucked
you, played you, and thought of a way to drop you, for
that other nigga whose eyein' her too.

13. Men swear that girls resort to masturbation
like they do. If a girl says she doesn't play with her
shit, it is conceivable. When we get horny, we call a
nigga. As women, we have more sex appeal, more
seductive tactics to trap guys, and therefore more
options than guys. And, our options never have their
period and are ALWAYS ready to fuck. With so little
resistance from you all, why play with our own shit?

14. A girl's love and trust is like tissue. Once
you've shit on it, you will never get it back to it's
original state.

15. ATTENTION ALL NIGGAS, STOP GIVING FLOWERS WHEN
YOU FUCK UP: Flowers don't make amends for all your
wrongs. If anything, they remind us of ! the course of
the relationship: at first it's colorful, bright, and
blooming everyday. Then it dries out, crumbles, and
disintegrates until it's dead. Now it's time for some
new flowers, if you know what I mean.

16. Girls don't dress up and look attractive to
impress guys. We do all that extra shit to make us
happy. We could have a rag on our head, no teeth, and
one leg, but if our ass or titties are big, we could
still bag one of you fools. Why dress up
unnecessarily?

17. Oh yeah, those girls in the video? THEY DON'T
WANT YOU. You better pay attention to the girl
sittin' next to your droolin' ass.

18. If a girl claims that you're sexually
harassing her, you're ugly. Plain and simple. Sexual
harassment is based solely on how attractive or
unattractive the so called "harasser" is. Like a girl
is gonna press charges because Allen Iverson told her
she had a nice ass.

19. When her girl calls your house and leaves a
message on your answering machine, blowin' up your
spot when she knows you live with your girl, you're
quick to call her a dumb bitch. No. Dumb bitches hang
up and pray that you eventually break up with your
girl for some miraculous reason.

20. When you really have a chic's heart, and you
really have her open, she's sucking your dick. If she
ain't doin' that, go re-reviewate yourself playa.
She ain't open.

21. If a girl is sucking your dick and you're not
even eating the pussy, and she ain't complainin,
don't brag to your boys and laugh cause you think
you're the man. Another nigga is handlin' what you're
scared to do. Ha!Ha!

22. Just cause a girl introduces you to her
parents, doesn't mean she's serious about you. It's
just that her parents keep sweatin' her because they
want to see the face of the person giving booty calls
waking up the entire house at 3am in the fuckin'
morning every night.

23. Just because you spent a couple of nights at
your girl's apartment, doesn't mean you live with her.
Take your dirty draws home and wash them yourself. And
stop tryin' to leave signs of your presence. Other
niggas drop by too.

24. When you interrupt our making out to get up
for a sudden bathroom run, we know you're jerking off
to get rid of that initial nut. If she doesn't know,
it's because she hasn't caught a nigga yet.

25. Do you really think we don't know when you're
on the phone with some chic? Nigga PUHLEEEEZEEE...

26. If your girl is always asking about how one of
your friends is doing, she's doing one of four things:
dreaming about being with him, wishing she met him
before she met you, considering sleeping with him
after the two of you break up, or sleeping with him
already.

27. Just because you honk your horn at a girl and
she turns to look at you, it doesn't mean that she's
diggin' you. It's because she's in the street and you
honked your horn. Basic reflex is to turn and look.
Drive on genius


hehe just some list i ran into.. funny and true